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Jun 18, 2014 / 223,263 notes

ellendegeneres:

itsallrobsten:

Ellen in the movies

Ellen’s been in all the big blockbusters.

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Jun 3, 2014 / 484,469 notes

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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May 6, 2014 / 156,871 notes

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May 6, 2014 / 322,125 notes

heyfunniest:

youhavethewrongtumblr:

some neat behind the scenes stuff!

my life is a lie

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May 6, 2014 / 440,517 notes

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

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May 6, 2014 / 810,423 notes
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deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

image

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May 6, 2014 / 30,700 notes

telapathetic:

theres so many crusty text posts that are just recycled over and over like ooh we know you all like pizza and Mcdonalds lets try some originality today

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May 6, 2014 / 254,521 notes
May 6, 2014 / 267,057 notes

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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